Slamdance Film Festival 2009

Julian Marsh, an out of work ladies man, lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy involving Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some very hungry vampires. It seems the play was actually written by a master vampire named Theo Horace who wants to make Julian’s ex his bride. Her current boyfriend, mob boss Bobby Bianchi, wants to slay the vampires and the bumbling Detective Wimbly just wants to crack the case. It’s all up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...if only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!